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Please Help Me!!! I have been arrested and will be put in jail for the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) Lock-Up. Don’t bother asking what crime I have committed – it’s not really that important (and you probably already suspect). I must raise my bail of $3,000 before the Lock-Up and they will go easy on me, but I need your assistance to post my bond. Please lend your support during the:
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Your 100% tax-deductible donation will help MDA continue research into the cause and the possible cure of the 43 neuromuscular diseases they cover. Your support of the MDA Lock-Up will also help MDA provide medical equipment, clinic visits, support groups and a magical week of MDA Summer Camp for the families served by the Association in our local area.
Your donation of any amount will help MDA and help me meet my bail.
$800 (Camp Sponsorship) $100 (Support Group Sponsorship) $74 (One Minute of Research Sponsorship) Any other amount will help and will be appreciated!
I MUST TURN IN ALL MY BAIL MONEY ON August 25th, 2010, SO PLEASE HELP NOW!!!
Thanks for all your support!